Ponderable Points:The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the salesman, �Where�s the self-help section?� She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they�re listening.
Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Before they invented drawing board, what did they go back to?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they pay you to do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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