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Thompson Buraimoh
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Advocate # 24

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Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell
You that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years
and I have nothing to show for it. These last
two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice
that I had gotten my hair and nails done,
cooked your favorite meal and even wore a
brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and
went straight to sleep after watching the game.

You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't
touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or
you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you Cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must
have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,
because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for Ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem for you.

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THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE

Posts: 566 | From: Sin City, Sin World | Registered: Mar 2001 | IP: Logged

Onyiro
Advocate
Advocate # 1950

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Serves the impatient woman right. The man should not make the same mistake again with a new wife. Whatever that is wrong say it.

Posts: 16 | From: east | Registered: Jan 2007 | IP: Logged

NwaBiafra
Avocat Sup�rieur
Advocate # 314

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TB,

We need a write up from you in the Amber Alert Topic.

Glad to know that you are still alive and kicking

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BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!!

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