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Topic: Tickle Me Elmo

NwaBiafra
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Advocate # 314

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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
>Elmo toys.
>
> The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
> her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
>
> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
> door.
>
> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
> employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
> up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
> men march down to the factory floor.
>
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
> up.
>
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
>Me Elmo's.
>
> She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
>
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
> package between Elmo's legs.
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
> approaches Lena.
>
> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
> I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
>
> "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
>
> If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five
> fewer people laughing in the world!

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