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Greg
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had
To kill today because they pissed me off

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass I may have
To kiss tomorrow

Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!

[ January 28, 2005, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: Greg ]

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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves...

Posts: 775 | From: Valle del Sol, AZ | Registered: Nov 2004 | IP: Logged

Greg
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Notice please that I did not make use of either the terms "God" or "Amen" in the above. I may be a little foolish but I'm not stoopid.

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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves...

Posts: 775 | From: Valle del Sol, AZ | Registered: Nov 2004 | IP: Logged

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