BNW : Biafra Nigeria World Message Board: the Voice of a New Generation: The Delivery Room

BNW Forums

The Voice of a New Generation

My Profile | Directory Login | Search | FAQ | Forum Home

»	BNW : Biafra Nigeria World Message Board: the Voice of a New Generation » BNW Entertainment: Home of B-Nollywood » Laugh it off @ the BNW Improv » The Delivery Room

UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!

Author

Topic: The Delivery Room

Thompson Buraimoh
Senior Advocate
Advocate # 24

Advocate Rated:

posted

A woman is in the delivery room in labor. One final push and the baby comes out. Above the baby's pitiful first cries, she hears the horrified gasps of the doctor and shrieks of the nurses. The baby is rushed away before she can see it.

Later, a doctor comes in and says, "I'm afraid there's a...problem with your new son. It seems he was born without a body."

She stammers, "You mean..."

"Yes," the doctor says, "he's just a head. But, on the bright side, he's a perfectly healthy and normal head."

The years pass by, and the mother takes to putting her son (now a teenaged head) on a table upstairs near the window so he can look out at the other children playing. One day, the phone rings. It's the hospital. A surgeon informs the woman that there has been a horrible accident, and a young man has been completely decapitated. There is a good chance that her son's head can be attached to the victim's body!

She drops the phone, runs upstairs to where her son has rested most of his life and says, "Son! I have the most wonderful surprise for you!"

The kid looks up at her and replies, "I hope it's not another
hat."

___________________
THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE

Posts: 566 | From: Sin City, Sin World | Registered: Mar 2001 | IP: Logged

Printer-friendly view of this topic

Hop To:

BiafraNigeria Banner

BNW Forums

The Voice of a New Generation