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Thompson Buraimoh
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An Amish Woman and her 16-year-old daughter

An Amish woman and her sixteen-year-old daughter were riding in a buggy one cold, winters day when the daughter turned to her mother and said: "My hands are freezing cold."

"Put them between your legs," her mother replied. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did as she suggested and her hands were soon as warm as toast.

The next day the daughter was riding with a boy in his father's buggy when he said: "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl replied: "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did as she suggested and his hands were soon as warm as toast.

The following day the boy was again in the buggy with the girl and said: "My nose is freezing cold."

"Put it between my legs," she replied. "The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did as she suggested and his nose was soon as warm as toast.

The next day the boy was again driving with the girl and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

That afternoon the girl was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she asked her: "Have you ever heard of a penis, mom?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes, dear. Why do you ask?"

Her daughter replied: "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" [Cool]

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