Friends don't let friends take home ugly men - Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. - Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ********. - Men's Room, Lindas Bar and Grill Chapel Hill, North Carolina
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
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